Pt 17: And Their

Wednesday June 1st, 2016
8:43 am (6 hours of sleep)

Terribly Tiring Teddy was the worst twenty-three year old in a diaper. His old school marm left when he turned 6. So he never knew how to properly act or behave.

Tenaciously gifted salamanders eat nothing but broccoli stems for a few years. Jill was done with her stay at home level of care. She was going to be a free mom! So after showing her two year old how to vacuum, she took off for lands unknown.

Teddy bears are just memorials to a dead president's trophies. Totally mistakable for me, Hendrixson left after a waiter did just that.

Suzy Dillonis decided enough was enough and threw her computer at her brother's face. Marcus Dillonis didn't see it coming. Nor would he ever see anything coming ever again.

Space plants are varied and supremely blessed to be in existence. Some seem to be herbivores. Plant eating plants prey upon the weakest of all plant species, the lichen. Ant soldiers march upon the people of Texas to reclaim their land.

Supposing the earth was elliptical or a möbius strip, we wouldn't be able to concentrate on our work due to the utterings of mad men going on about how the planet is round.

"Goodness gracious!" Yelled the lady in pink.
"Watch where you put your face!" Cried the man in blue.

Rumbling hills of linguini yell sweet nothings to the sky above. Only after two would you too be available for a fun afternoon session of tea cakes.

Left wing eagles and their right wing cousins need to hold onto each other to stay in the air. Solar panels are selfish sun swilling pigs. Hooting ravenously at the owl, Jed Hopkins decided he wanted to be a flea instead.

Drone monkeys are the most technologically deficient of the drone family. Felix Durant left his keys in his brother's mother's dog's house. Unfortunately, the pup wouldn't let him pick them up so he had to move.

Pt 7: The Secret of Life

Sunday May 22nd, 2016
7:15 am (3 1/4 hours of sleep)

Trains filled with sagnith oil traveled silkily by moonlight so as not to be seen by the overly large Xurious Pale Boys. Quiz knowledge knows nothing of fruit pies but makes every effort to be seen by neanderthals in the moon. Tasks of great knowledge are taxing on kittens as their young and fluffy minds are so impressionable. They eventually stop finding ways to communicate effectively.

Trouble always seems to find a way to the wooded man's lair. He scrimps and saves but tonight his face is in a purply hue of shiny proportions. Figs from London imbue one's feet with an amazing level of self confidence. Tandem bikes are waiting until we all fall asleep before the revolution starts. Start up tech businesses are trying to find the bottle of the secret of life. This bottle has the ability to make become the essence of life itself. Distilled and brewed life essence is much more filled than the rest of us seem to think. When two or more know of the Shadishious Beast, the creature's stench multiplies to unthought of levels.

"Have your men come around later and we can get that siesta up and running like a couple of boss monkeys from the trailer trash movie 'Trailer Trailer'."

When Big Bob left his work space yesterday, he didn't realize he would beep his last. Only the smallest men of the Tumgler tribe may sign up to feed the creatures of their village.

Once upon a night so young,

I found a vamp who'd lost her tongue,

She looked at me with teary eyes,

While I fitted her for ten neckties,

She took those ties upon a trek,

Which ended with her broken neck.

Some powerful monsters go after a vampire's neck as some revenge fantasy gone wrong. Nearly all space slugs find their passions before it's too late. Timmy the last of the daredevil slugs, a title given to his family by the wizard  Shaharsafa Harsa, lived in a land comprised of carbonated salt cubes. Shaharsafa Harsa is one of the few reality wizards to dabble in helping others, which has lead to many people learning life lessons that don't mean anything at all.

Pt 5: Sass Machine

Some beasts of a common feather find it wrong to stick together. On the eve of the great couch impression, our hero, Suzie Tanaka, has left her day job to become a didgeridoo player full time. When the common law is uncommonly unlawful one man is brought in to bring down the law and reign it in. Jude Law is a man law-st in time who's come to bring the truth from the future. Kerry Grant is the sassy sass machine bent on sassing up the world. Lou Ferrigno as the slap sticking grand mother. Find out next time when our heroes leave the fridge door open.

Pig iron, I got pig iron for a wife. Monkey ass lederhosen is the strangest type of pantaloons. When brought in to enforce justice, Billy Jermaine finds it difficult to do so with his siamese twin protruding from his chest. Twin snakes stream in the dozens when Winnie the Pooh's first college date ends in disaster.

The tyrants of another age have all but fallen and died,

For when the truth has found itself it shall let out a sigh,

Though until time itself knows how to dye a tie,

I'll be sitting here myself eating bubblegum rye.

Billy Johnny knew the world to be fake. However, no manner of news casting could prepare him for the fright of his life.

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Legume warriors find themselves upon the midnight shore,

Ready for battle and blood thirsty to the man while only wanting more.

Top down it would seem the world is nothing but shoulders and bald spots. Butter milk pecan men have nothing in common with the meat brigade. Xarzoon VIII is a most disturbed planet for residence. Only those under a fortification spell can eat the crust of Xarzoonian bakers.

Clouds amidst the pallor of a new day clamor to be the number one spot for the world. How many ship dunks will there have to be once I am greatly torn between Torm and Logeena? When will the blood shed be enough before we can just build our sheds out of other materials other than blood?

Pt 1: Meandering

Monday May 16, 2016
7am (after 5 3/4 hours of sleep)

Goulash apple pie in sour cream filled Jejity Boots are only the beginnings of our story. I'm so fricken tired. I really need to get to sleep earlier. The sweetest of Swedish rolls have rolled so sweeply that I forgot to move to Spain. Chex mixed baby patties left nothing up to be desired. However, I forgot who you thought I knew I was. General Vox is less populii than I thought. Of course I thought a Vox who thought they were populii was nothing more than sour cream filled albinos.

I just realized I don't know how to spell miiandaring. Menandering? Meandering? Yeah, I think that's it. Meandering. What kind of a pill box do you think I am to be a short salamander? Work is one of my things I need to go do to be a mystery hunk pillow man. What kind of trials does a skunk boy endure, if he endures a train to the face?

Wilst thou my ever enduring gas fizz lame ass name calling chopper train? Philly jazz mongering Hell Boy wearing as a cheap toupee, ass monkey. Who is the fig leaf of nature? Who shines prettily in the moonlit day son of a slagg wearing sheep goat?

Nay I say, nay or neigh. For the constable of Gary Damontegue is a big fat fuddy duddy. Sunny Leiverman is my next of kin. There is nothing more expensive than a group of fudge wielding graham crackers who know nothing of the ultimate sport.

Shannon cares for the new video garrison.