Tuesday June 7th, 2016
7:06am (4 3/4 hours of sleep)
Willing Will to wile a while, was nothing of a sanity kick. Tranquing was the answer the judge was looking for. If I hadn't known better, I would have said the walls were shrinking. Thankfully, hammers weren't the worst people one was ever going to meet for tea and lighter refreshments. All in all, this made the count a very nervous nellie.
Taxing the poor to build his super plex, the king of Tunisia ended up building the smallest super plex in the world. I guess taking money I guess taking money from poor people didn't pay that well.
Jerry Simon was quite the Bling Master. This meant he could manipulate the physical properties of wealth. It has always been considered one of the rarest forms of wizardry. Jerry had been gifted the title and powers of Bling Master as a youth by the traveling bigger Shaharsafasha. Only on his 15th birthday did Jerry feel competent enough to use his power regularly in public.
Taking issue with issue #43 of Taku Maku Man was Geraldine's only way of getting even with her ex-lover and sole creator of Taku Maku Man, Tanzo Horizama.
Taking cues from his great aunts, Philip Kim found that being manipulative was the source of his power. Zero cares of how that made everyone else feel, was issued to the Order of Meh. Taking sides was the hardest thing anyone could have done in the hopes of being fond of geese.
Puce people made Billy a little nauseous. He didn't mean anything personal and absolutely didn't mean for it to be a racial issue but he would just be hit by a wave of nausea.
Being queasy was a life style choice enjoyed by the denizens of Foulantia. While standing on angry badgers and hives of infuriated bees was a life style choice of Gary Filander of Portabolagnia. If anyone told him of the dangers his life style had on himself and the people around him, he would scream at them for acts of discrimination against action men.
Terry lay in bed wondering if he had passed on or if he still owed Tommy fifty bucks.
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