Pt 6: Career Day

Saturday may 21st, 2016
8:18am (7 1/3 hours of sleep)

Phillipe thought the weight of the world was on his shoulders at the age of nine. He was sadly mistaken and crushed to death when he volunteered for the world holding position. Eric Neuman found the jast of cover all lightning brigades to be not to his liking. However, he politely asked for more so as not to anger the court of Montel De Paux.

Found in a totally isolated realm separated by an abnormally thick layer of time, Fizzbo "Fig" Newton spent the rest of forever learning the secrets of the realm he would learn to call his new home. Totally transparent and left by the wayside, Trent Tanndon found his existence slowly forgotten when left in the routines of his mundane office job. Terry Tanndon made every effort to remember his brother but couldn't place his finger on what he was trying to remember.

Ben Baxter made no attempt at a civil union between himself and Edwina Sherpova who was enraptured by Ben. Edwina ended up talking to herself for the rest of her life due to a total lack of interest from Ben.

Harry Valasquez made rude misunderstandings toward The Pope of Cheese and was not given the blessings of the Camembert to help him on his cracker slaying quest. The Pope of Cheese ended up sending a Mary Brie of Scotts to take down the great cracker monsters of Skrit. Mary would be such an efficient monster slayer that she would make a career out of it. She ended up killing monsters right up until her death at the age of 162. Her suitors through life would, each and every one of them, be eaten by whichever monster she was fighting that day and one by one by her pet penguin Sir Duffy.

Gary Nicley found peace in the void that would consume so many others. His was an easy time of it. Wendoline Deuvrise found nothing but time on her hands and did everything she could to wash it off. Unfortunately nothing she ever did could rid her of all this time.