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The Asscapades is a series of complete and utter nonsense. Well, it's a morning exercise developed by Julia Cameron in her best selling book The Artist's Way. In it, she describes a means of getting all the drivel and negativity out of yourself before your conscious and rational mind is fully awake.

I have been doing this off and on (mostly off) for the better part of a decade. However, as I go through her course once more, I've found that my morning pages have a comically chaotic nonsense to them. So seeing them take such a turn I decided I would make a blog full of my morning pages or "brain drain". These are The Asscapades.

Wednesday 25 May 2016

Pt 10: Bard Killings

Wednesday May 25th, 2016
8:21am (6 1/5 hours of sleep)

The ring leader of the Quing Lao gang was ruthless to a T. Given the chance to be a tremendous speez butt, he would take it every time. However, he could never resist the juicy qualities of a meringue fruit.

Needing to be known for her music, Shiandra decided to kill a man in the key of G sharp major. The Quing Lao leader heard of this and sought her out. He had wanted a bard in his gang for some time and loved the idea of a female bard killing with music.

Shiandra's career in the Quing Laos was long and bloody. One for the history books to be sure. It all collapsed, however, when she had a crossbow bolt go through both of her hands and another pierce her throat. She never sang or played again but took the Quing Laos through a music school to make up for their loss. Teddy Frinlain, the head music teacher and brother to the chief of police instructed the Quing Laos all the way until their incarcerations. Once inside the "big house" the Quing Laos started a jailhouse band eventually rising in the charts and becoming one of the biggest bands in the entire land of Tenthia.

Moving along the lane, Smithers left all people wanting more. Quizzing the general population on the basics of constructing new ancient landmarks and ruins led to a boost in the economy due to the sheer stupidity of the quiz itself.

Palm trees are the least shady tree in existence and trusted by many world wide. Double wide elephants have become quite fashionable in Dallas for the homeless population.Being left out is the worst crime a Shaggalin could ever commit. Being a social people, this behavior is punishable by death.

Twilla Ferris used the system to create her own monarchy in her area. She reigned long and with a jelly fist. She died by a taco to the face. The assassin fled the scene. He left a burrito as his calling card.

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