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The Asscapades is a series of complete and utter nonsense. Well, it's a morning exercise developed by Julia Cameron in her best selling book The Artist's Way. In it, she describes a means of getting all the drivel and negativity out of yourself before your conscious and rational mind is fully awake.

I have been doing this off and on (mostly off) for the better part of a decade. However, as I go through her course once more, I've found that my morning pages have a comically chaotic nonsense to them. So seeing them take such a turn I decided I would make a blog full of my morning pages or "brain drain". These are The Asscapades.

Sunday 29 May 2016

Pt 14: Mysterious Mysteries

Sunday May 29th, 2016
7:15 am (4 2/5 hours of sleep)

Marveling at the feats of the past will get you no where in life if you don't marvel at the mistakes and learn to use them to mark the disco era off of your bucket list. Ferreldith was a peaceful idyllic kingdom set against the backdrop of recent royal scandal and major upheaval of the kingdom next door. Having a neighbor like Xalian would make any kingdom look good I suppose. Tater links are the major export of any well developed well thought of country.

What kinds of mysteries come for the weekend and leave the house in a state of eternal upheaval? This is one of life's greatest mystery mysteries. Mysteriously, Lee knew the Miss Teary Award was going to be given to the most teary eyed young thing this side of Cowtunia.

Koalas can be the biggest jerks in animal society. They climb trees, eat everyone's leaves, and are generally little cussy bear fiends set upon the destruction of man and his hobbies. Now badgers are model citezens. They don't take guff from anybody nor do they plot the demises of anyone.

History can be easily repeated if you're boring enough.

Small creature like hands standing on the edge of tomorrow's future.

Train makers don't take into account the need for hobos anymore. The hobo is a dying breed found in the jungles of Mazatlon and are easily freighted by the authoritarian people of Shasta. Together, apart, some more are left to become something greater with someone while others are meant to shine as a single well built unit.

Face swapping the Swampfacer with the fwamp sacer is not the only thing the government is using your money for. They also think it's fun to make ballerinas break dance for the members of parliament who don't know the difference between  quick step and a tango.

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